A Thing About Uniforms --Colorful Tights for Men? -- Sturdy Shoulders and Trim Fit -- Russian Uniform Culture -- The German Way -- Are Italian Men More Vain than Others? -- Admiral Zumwalt's Big Mistake -- Brass Buttons -- Generals' Dress -- Blue Jeans -- The Rise and Fall of the Brown Jobs -- Uniforms of the Faithful -- Deliverers -- Transportationists -- Police and Their Impersonators -- Why Aren't Grave Violations of Taste Impeachable Offenses, Too? -- Youth on the Musical March -- Doorpersons, etc. -- The Pitiable Misfits of the Klan -- Uniforms of the Sporting Life -- Stigmatic Uniforms -- Weirdos -- Ernest Hemingway, Semi-Weirdo -- Uniformity in American Higher Learning -- Japan as a Uniform Culture -- Academic Full Dress -- Pretties -- Chefs in Their Whites -- The Nurses' Revolt -- Little Sailor Suits, and an Addendum on Sloppery -- Uniforming the Scouts and Others -- Women's Nuptial Uniform -- Broad-Brimmed Hats -- Civilian Uniformities -- Keepsakes -- Notes Toward the Reader's Own Theory of Uniforms.