Has it been months since you've read a book with actual adult words that had nothing to do with farm animals or superheroes or going potty? Well then, it's time to take a break. Pour yourself some wine. Put on your comfy pants. Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley invite you to join their laugh-out-loud, best friend banter on the eighty bajillion ways moms give their all every day.--Adapted from dust jacket flap.

We introduce ourselves so hard -- I get knocked up so hard -- I hometown so hard -- I body after baby so hard -- I bust my ass so hard -- I ball and chain so hard -- I lose my mind so hard -- I mom friend so hard -- I keep it together so hard -- I keep fools alive so hard -- I hit the town (and am in bed by 9:30 P.M.) so hard -- I disappear so hard -- I love on some ladies so hard -- It takes a village so hard -- I dress for success so hard -- I do sexy stuff so hard -- I work out my issues so hard -- I get dark so hard -- I live and let live so hard.