A memoir from the stand-up comedian, writer, and actress that focuses on her oft-questioned (by others) decision to remain childless.

Welcome back, Kirkman -- Misadventures in babysitting -- Toddlers without borders -- Married...without children -- "You'll change your mind" -- Jesus never changed diapers -- I don't have the mom jeans gene -- Faking it for George Clooney -- "But you'd be such a good mom!" -- I'm gonna die alone (and I feel fine) -- It's none of your business, but since you asked... -- Becoming miriam.