Magary reveals how American mothers and fathers cope with being in over their heads--from getting drunk while trick-or-treating and telling dirty jokes to make bath time go smoothly to committing petty vandalism to bond with a five-year-old. "Someone Could Get Hurt" offers a hilarious and heartfelt look at child rearing with a glimpse into the genuine love and compassion that accompany the missteps and flawed logic. It's the story of head lice, almost-dirty words, flat head syndrome, and a man trying to commit the ultimate act of selflessness in a selfish world.

Malrotation -- Merriweather Post Pavilion -- Chicken -- Gymboree -- Slow guy -- Princesses and Paleskins -- Caesarian -- Evening at The Improv -- Flathead -- Dui -- Spinning wheel of death -- Faka -- Hoddub -- The Creek and the coffee cup -- Electric toothbrush -- Nits -- The list -- Funland -- Pizza night -- NICU.