One day Hart, a bored New York City transplant, decided to make a fake cooking show for a friend back in California. In her book, she presents a collection of stories, drawings, drink recommendations, cooking tips, and recipes to make and enjoy between drinks. The result is a hilarious -- and surprisingly useful -- reminder to enjoy life, and that together we can make it through.

Foreword / by John Green -- Introduction -- Kitchen basics. How to make the most of what you've got ; 10 things alcohol does to your body -- Adultolescence. Savor the cooking as much as the meal ; Eating alone: ?? Why am I always?? -- So this is love. Recipes for relationships ; Call-her-flower -- Family and the holidays. You are your own tradition ; Bananas are good for lowering anxiety!!! -- Follow your harto.