In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no "service dogs" on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam's, much better. -- provided by publisher.

Throwing my hat in the ring -- An explanation of graphics you will find in President Me -- The vice president -- The Federal Election Commission -- 1. The Department of Commerce : The U.S. Postal Service -- 2. The Department of Energy -- 3. The Department of Transportation : NASA -- 4. The TSA and the FAA -- 5. The Department of Homeland Security : Voter ID laws -- 6. My address to the UN : The Defense of Marriage Act and other important new wedding legislation -- 7. The Department of Health and Human Services -- 8. The Department of Agriculture : The Secret Service -- 9. The Department of the Interior and the National Parks Services -- 10. The Department of Education : The Department of Weight and Measures -- 11. The FCC -- 12. The Department of Labor -- The State of the Union address.