Katie Heaney has spent years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. She still has never had a boyfriend, and she's barely even been on a second date. Katie tells you about her loyal group of girlfriends, and her ill-fated crushes as she shares observations about growing up, friendship and the confusing world of dating.

Introduction: To the lighthouse --The early years. Heart and soul -- I actually have more than one boyfriend -- The bad girls and boys -- Popular -- High school. The beginning and the end -- Will there be drinking? -- College. Firsts -- All's fair in love and war -- Trust issues -- Never have I ever -- I think this is really about coffee -- Boys with girlfriends -- Grad school. Now I hate spruce trees -- Tell me if you like me -- Adventures in online dating: part one -- Adventures in online dating: part two -- Buckets -- Happily ever after -- Epilogue: 25 years of solitude.