An offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides.

Statement of responsibility qualification from back cover: "TheOatmeal.com is written and drawn by Michael Inman". Fold-out poster bound into book.

6 ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion -- How you see your cat and how your cat sees you -- How to pet a kitty -- Gift ideas -- High speeds -- How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you -- The Bobcats on Monday -- Tuesday -- Wednesday -- Thursday -- Friday -- Saturday -- Homeless man -- Direction of cars -- Things cats love -- Walking the dog vs walking the cat -- Proximity to a tuna sandwich -- Cat vs Internet -- The 3 ways of dealing with cat litter -- Imperial walker -- How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual -- How kittens are plotting to take over the world -- If we treated our cats like they treat us -- Having a baby vs having a cat.