Famous children's author Suki Kabuki and her pet raptor, Rappy, wreak havoc during a visit to Ella Mentry School.

Weirdest thing in the history of the world -- Anybody who writes children's books must be dumb -- I hate Andrea and she hates me -- Getting ready for the big shot author -- Miss Suki finally arrives -- Miss Suki is a big crybaby -- Rappy the raptor is cool -- Miss Suki answers our dumb questions -- Wha's the magic word? -- Say cheese! -- Just a minor problem -- Author visits are fun!.