This book includes chapters on gross stuff, magic, emergencies, fireworks, games, experiments, jokes, activities, insults, pets, flying things, and other things that are important to boys.

Activities! -- Dogs and others! -- Dumb directions on products! -- Emergencies! -- Experiments! -- Fireworks and explosions! -- Flying things! -- Fun in the outdoors! -- Gadgets, tools, and toys! -- Indoor games! -- Outdoor games!-- Girls, bullies, and parties! -- Gross stuff! -- Halloween : Oct. 31st! -- Holidays! -- Insults! -- Jokes! -- Juggling and yo-yos! -- Magic! -- Making faces! Making sounds! -- Man food for manhood! -- Practical jokes! -- Rhetorical questions! -- Riddles! -- Slang! -- Storytelling! -- Tongue twisters rule! -- Video games! -- Weapons! -- Famous last words!.