Rev. ed. of: How to enjoy a family fight. c1988.

Digging to China : the gift of pain -- The demigod's left drawer : offsides -- Habanero : delay of game -- Shufflin' off to Buffalo : backfield in motion -- Sumpin's burning : unnecessary roughness -- Harvey : too many players on the field -- The resurrection of Rodney F. Ultra-Light : piling on -- Rejected : goal tending -- Asleep in the eternal city : traveling -- Holy bowling : pick up the spare -- The law of golf : fixing your divots -- What do "they" know? : match the hatch -- Bull : how to start a fight -- Cooking with bat dung : checkmate -- Current affairs : the tragedy of lust and anger -- Why we fuss.