Humorous stories of the people in Navajo and English.

1)Dead People Don't Pick Pinons 1 -- 2) I Don't Want to Go to Hell 6 -- 3) I Didn't Come Here to Die 9 -- 4) I Can Flash a Knife, Too 13 -- 5) He Bruised His Knee 17 -- 6) A Dead Horned Toad Was Lying There 21 -- 7) Sold For Fifteen Cents 26 -- 8) She Went Home 33 -- 9) Worn Out Pots and Pans 39 -- 10) A Donkey Urinating 43 -- 11) Shorty Can't Break It Up 47 -- 12) When You Told Me to Shoot It, I Did 52 -- 13) All Of Them Died 58 -- 14) She Crawled Like That All the Way Home 63 -- 15) A Scooped-Out Watermelon 70 -- 16) We're All Going to Move There 75 -- 17) Who Counts Them? 83 -- 18) I Got Lice 88 -- 19) Moccasins Were Around His Knees 92 -- 20) A Bear Is Hairy 98 -- 21) We Almost Sheared My Son-In-Law 106.