"A woman's search for the world's greatest Chinese restaurant proves that egg rolls are as American as apple pie"--Provided by publisher.

March 30, 2005 -- American-born Chinese -- The menu wars -- A cookie wrapped in mystery inside an enigma -- The biggest culinary joke played by one culture on another -- The long march of General Tso -- The bean sprout people are in the same boat we are -- Why chow mein is the chosen food of the chosen people, or, The kosher duck scandal of 1989 -- The Golden Venture: restaurant workers to go -- Take-out takeaways -- The oldest surviving fortune cookies in the world? -- The mystery of the missing Chinese deliveryman -- The soy sauce trade dispute -- Waizhou, U.S.A. -- The greatest Chinese restaurant in the world -- American stir-fry -- Tsujiura Senbei -- Open-source Chinese restaurants -- So what did Confucius really say?