Percy Jackson, a modern-day demigod, tells the stories of all the daring deeds of Perseus, Atalanta, Bellerophon, and the rest of the major Greek heroes.

Perseus wants a hug --Psyche ninjas a box of beauty cream -- Phaethon fails driver's ed -- Otrera invents the amazons (with free two-day shipping) -- Daedalus invents pretty much everything else -- Theseus slays the mighty, oh, look, a bunny rabbit! -- Atalanta vs. three pieces of fruit : the ultimate death match -- Whatever it is, Bellerophon didn't do it -- Cyrene punches a lion* (*no actual lions were harmed in the making of this myth) -- Orpheus takes a solo -- Hercules does twelve stupid things -- Jason finds a rug that really ties the kingdom together.