Masony founded her blog, That's Inappropriate, as an innocent and humorous way to chronicle her chaotic days as a working mom, child wrangler, and busy wife. It soon evolved into a community of parents brought together by their shared belief that parenthood and marriage don't have to be perfect. Her witty essays on the universal frustrations of being a mom in today's world--presenting her perspective on sex, aging, anxiety, friendship, and much more--provide laughter, relief and validation for the hardest job on the planet. -- adapted from back cover.

Introduction: Welcome to inappropriate thoughts on motherhood -- I love my children... I love my children: a mother's mantra -- I'll take household chores for 800, Alex (a Jeopardy category nobody wins) -- Family time: we need to enjoy every fucking minute, or else! -- Real friends are the best friends: here's why -- My husband's love language is sex (and other things I've learned in 17 years of marriage) -- Anxiety and motherhood go hand in hand: enjoy! -- I don't want to trade in my perky breasts: aging gracefully in a filtered world -- You are a motherhood expert: I'm not kidding -- Different-needs parenting in 2020 -- Who knew being a mom was so damn lonely? -- It's just a phase...son of a bitch! The whole thing is a series of phases!!! -- Is this the end???.