520 "M*A*S*H meets Scrubs in a sharply observant, absurdly funny, inspiring, and totally unique debut memoir from a physical therapist at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, the birthplace of physical therapy and the world leader in prosthetic rehabilitation for injured war veterans"-- Provided by publisher.

Cosmo -- Psych ward -- Sick call -- Leaving ward 57 -- We are on a cruise -- Three-ring circus -- Standing -- The Temple of Jim -- Walking -- Sports medicine -- Tormentor -- It's not me, it's you -- Running -- Winter in July -- Girlfriend land -- Amputee dreams -- Bad boy meeting -- TBI -- C-legs -- War victims -- The real thing -- It's not about the bike -- Pigeon in the pool -- The donor -- Visitors -- Goodbye -- We are a museum collection.