"A funny, raucous, eye-opening, wholly non-partisan trip in search of Americans who love their guns"-- Provided by publisher.

Prologue: Big Bang -- Barbie for men -- Condition yellow -- The iGun -- Blowback -- Fudd like me -- Flicked off -- The rubber-gun squad -- Bring it on, God damn it! -- Condition black -- It's not going to bite -- Spin drift -- Friedrich and Barney -- He upped, I upped -- Gun shul -- Hogzilla -- The armed bonehead -- Dead again -- Tribes -- Epilogue: Samba!