Presents a humorous manual that outlines how the military trains captured zombies to work with U.S. soldiers, negotiate obstacle courses, perform search and attack missions, and go undercover.

Zeterinary training prioities -- Principles of conditioning and behavior modification -- Patrol zombie training -- Clear signals training method -- Deferred final response (DFR) -- Detector zombie training validation and legal considerations -- The military working zombie (MWZ) program -- Administration/medical records, forms, and reports -- Facilities and equipment -- Safety and transportation procedures -- Operational equipment -- Contingency operations -- Military working zombie first-aid kit.