Centers on four not-so-young orphans: one who was raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another was a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling; the third was a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. Together, the hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory. While there, they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia. There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry. The four join forces with a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Not rated. Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays, Faune A. Chamber, Crispin Glover, Tony Cox, Héctor Jiménez, Darrell Hammond, Carmen Electra, Fred Willard, David Carradine. Not rated; for crude and sexual humor, language, and some comic violence. Special features: Audio commentary; "How gratuitous" featurette; "Everyone loves Beaver: Epic hook ups" featurette; making the video "Pirate rap;" gag reel; alternate ending; Easter Eggs; Movie Channel piece.