Introduction -- "It's courage that counts" -- God don't make junk, even in junk city -- "Danger, Andrew Williams!" -- Little church near the Prairie -- Tales of a fifth-grade Elijah -- Losing my religion -- Higher learning -- Recovery mode -- Anitra -- Bringing good things to life -- "Andrew, we're not in Kansas anymore" -- The making of a tentmaker -- Iowa epiphanies -- The spelbots cometh -- Success is never final -- From Georgia to Japan -- The spelbots 2.0.